" When we were sprung fro the hos[ital, we waited at the elevator with two other couples, who seemed as dazed and clueless as we were. We were all being set free to care for the tiny creatures and just figure this out on our own. Looking at our faces, I wondered how the human race continues to survive. "

― Rachel Dratch , Girl Walks Into a Bar...: Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle