" Long before the universe was born,
Chaos rose form a celestial storm.
Alone for eons in an endless night,
The god awoke and created light.

Seeing the beauty of what he'd done,
Chaos then made the Moon and Sun.
This next major task was to give birth
To all the planets, including Earth.

After sprinkling stars across the sky,
He looked to his wife; her frown caught his eye.
What's this? he asked, You don't like what you see?
Is something not right? Please - tell me. "

― B.L. Sauder , Year of the Golden Dragon