QUOTE : Miss Wyndham, I know you’re not pleased with the shocking things you’ve discovered lately, and I know you’ll think even worse of me when I tell you of the things I did before we met. But everything I—” <br /><br />“Sir, you are a liar and a cheat!” a customer bellowed at the shiner behind us. <br /><br />Mr. Kent glanced over his shoulder and attempted to ignore the yells. “Everything I do is to—” <br /><br />“These shoes are still soiled! The mud is right there! Return my money, sir!” the customer yelled again. Mr. Kent bristled and spun around to the shoe shiner. <br /><br />“Sir, are you wrong in this matter?” <br /><br />“N-no,” the shoe shiner stammered. <br /><br />“I’m trying to be fair.” Mr. Kent turned to the customer. “Are you wrong?” <br /><br />“Yes, of course I am,” he said, his face flushing. <br /><br />“Then avoid stepping in the mud, shut up, and be on your way! I am trying to convince a girl to love me!