" I’m unique like an antique, take a sneak peek.
A freak mystique with no weak link in my technique.
Hey, piqued critique? You’ve got a squeak in your sneak
sending you up creek with no paddle (so to speak).
It’s looking kind of bleak. Go bridle that long beak
before the tip of its peak makes your showboat leak. "

― Wade The Wordsmith , Verbal Imagery