" Steve got that pinched, unhappy look on his face that Tony never knew how to deal with. Most of the time he either threw something more broken than himself in Steve's path and ran, or just offered to buy the Dodgers again. Neither of the gambits worked well, but Tony was out of ideas. "

― Scifigrl47 , Some Things Shouldn't Be a Chore (In Which Tony Stark Builds Himself Some Friends (But His Family Was Assigned by Nick Fury), #1)