" Adding chocolate chips to almost anything aside from cookies—pancakes, banana bread, etc.—is just an apology for making an inferior product. “Oh, these are my chocolate-chip pancakes!” Well, then you don’t make good pancakes on their own. You can’t hide behind a thin veil of chocolate forever, home cooks of America. "
― Bryan Bishop , Shrinkage: Manhood, Marriage, and the Tumor That Tried to Kill Me