" A detective pulled me aside yesterday for a private word. He looks at me with my two black eyes and says, 'Just tell me the name of the guy who did it and I'll take care of him.' I laughed and said, 'Osama Bin Laden. Good luck with that.' He didn't think it was funny. "

― Judy Melinek , Working Stiff: Two Years, 262 Bodies, and the Making of a Medical Examiner