" ASK THE EXPERIMENTERS WHY THEY EXPERIMENT ON ANIMALS, AND THE ANSWER IS: ‘BECAUSE THE ANIMALS ARE LIKE US.’ ASK THE EXPERIMENTERS WHY IT IS MORALLY OKAY TO EXPERIMENT ON ANIMALS, AND THE ANSWER IS: ‘BECAUSE THE ANIMALS ARE NOT LIKE US.’ ANIMAL EXPERIMENTATION RESTS ON A LOGICAL CONTRADICTION.” —CHARLES R. MAGEL, PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR "