" I got on the plane, and even though it was early morning, I stayed wide awake during the entire flight, waiting for some motherfucker to storm the cockpit. I envisioned what would’ve happened had the Taliban tried to hijack a plane carrying the WWE crew. Boxcutters versus the craziest mofos on the planet? Game over, jihad. "

― Chris Jericho , Undisputed: How to Become the World Champion in 1,372 Easy Steps