" My rational mind was full of thoughts such as, ‘what the Hell is in the air to cause the violet wavelengths to scatter instead of blue?’ and ‘the flowers, ivy, and decorative plants all have green leaves, so where do you get gold-leafed trees and red grass?’ The rest of my mind was jumping up and down, shouting ‘this is so cool!’ My rational mind retreated to its cave to sulk. Miranda "

― Bryan Fields , Life With a Fire-Breathing Girlfriend