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" Jacob: 'So have you heard that in seventy years there won't be any gingers left on Earth?'

Jules: 'Really? Huh. Nature. Awesome.'

Sam: 'Actually, it's not true. It was some bogus report cooked up by a hair-dye company to get some extra press.'

Jacob: 'Sure it was, Fanta-pants.'

Ava: 'He's right. The recessive gene that causes red hair is totally able to skip generations, so redheads won't die out due to genetics.'

Sam: 'Thank you, Ava. It's nice to know that someone around here is sensible.'

Ava: 'Of course, redheads might become extinct because they find it so hard to get laid... "

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Lili Wilkinson quote : Jacob: 'So have you heard that in seventy years there won't be any gingers left on Earth?'<br /><br />Jules: 'Really? Huh. Nature. Awesome.'<br /><br />Sam: 'Actually, it's not true. It was some bogus report cooked up by a hair-dye company to get some extra press.'<br /><br />Jacob: '<i>Sure</i> it was, Fanta-pants.'<br /><br />Ava: 'He's right. The recessive gene that causes red hair is totally able to skip generations, so redheads won't die out due to genetics.'<br /><br />Sam: 'Thank you, Ava. It's nice to know that someone around here is sensible.'<br /><br />Ava: 'Of course, redheads might become extinct because they find it so hard to get laid...