QUOTE : Your family swims in gold. You've got a face so pretty, you're considerably better looking than most women I've met. You're clever, and can just about use a sword. You killed a bloody dragon, for gods sake. And yet last night I had to drag you unconscious and covered in vomit out of the most depressing hole I've ever had the misfortune to set foot in, after near drowning yourself in something that burned holes in the table-top. You're serving as a foot soldier in a rough mercenary troop a month's wages away from being brigands, on what's probably a suicide mission. You're about to be whipped for misconduct after stealing Company money. From the smell of you, at some point last night you pissed yourself. As far as I can see, you've fucked your life up more thoroughly and absolutely than anyone I've ever met.