" What in the name of the Architect’s arsehole is going on here?’
Sergeant Collaver’s face was so red with fury it looked as if his forehead might pop.
‘General’d have me chained up, too, if he knew you were squatting in the mud with spies and miscreants.’
The spies and miscreants seemed happy with this idea.
‘Come join us, Chief!’
‘Mud’s very soothing after a long day’s walk. "

― Ben Galley , The Heart of Stone