" Someday will I have a mustache on my ’china, too?” She’d caught a glimpse of me in the shower that morning and was quite disturbed at the state of my “ ’china,” and wanted to know if there was a way to make hers look better. "

― Jen Mann , People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges