" There’s yer heaven, chief,” Baker answered Joe’s curiosity. “You see, it existed, I suppose, at one time. Back when people thought that’s what the afterlife was. Looks kinda like a ghost town now, huh?” “Heaven is closed?” Joe said incredulously. “It’s been out of business for a while,” said the disinterested balloonist. "

― Eric Arvin , Woke Up in a Strange Place