" Tell me what you see,” he demanded, his voice soft. “An asshole,” I replied immediately. “A big, blond asshole. Not my type at all.” His mouth twitched, and he quickly swatted my ass before setting his hands to my hips again. “Be a little more specific.” “An abusive asshole,” I elaborated, “With a death wish. "

― Heather Hildenbrand , The Monster Ball