" Listen to this. A bomb goes off downtown and the police arrest the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and Osama Bin Laden. They put them in an identity parade and have a witness try to point out the perpetrator. Who does she pick?"
Joe said, "I don’t know."
"Osama Bin Laden," the taxi driver said. "Because the other three don’t exist. "

― Lavie Tidhar , Osama