" Think of renovating a house like operating the federal government. You start with a budget and the revenue to finance it. Then the special interests keep adding items to the list; you have to end the war between the interior decorator and the electrician, so you pump in more money to buy peace; and by the time you’re done, you’re $16 trillion in debt and having to borrow money from the Chinese. "

― Billy Crystal , Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys