" Mrs O'Leary said, 'Tis the child I feel sorry for', and all the people looked up and saw me, so I looked especially sad, I expect the experience will give me a trauma at some stage in the future. I'm all right at the moment, but you never know. "

― Sue Townsend , The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4 (Adrian Mole, #1)