" Edging past her into a small, cluttered kitchen, I was greeted by a fluffy black-and-white cat who wove around my ankles, purring.
'That's Aphra,' said Letty, nudging her with the stick. 'She belongs to my daughter but seems to prefer me. Cats are terrible sodomites. No, I don't mean sodomites, I mean parasites. Would you like some tea? "

― Beth Morrey , Delphine Jones Takes a Chance