" The boys are barely old enough
To grow a beard.
But here’s something interesting,
Maybe even a little weird.
One of those boys
Has volunteered!
You’re familiar with the type.
Good shoulders.
Good teeth.
Believes his own hype.
And now, just to add a little fun,
Some folks say
That he’s my son!
I guess it’s possible, you know.
I’ve had so many one-night stands,
So many whams and bams and thank-me-ma’ams,
I can’t keep track of every mademoiselle.
Plus, I’m not the type to kiss and tell.
Well, if I’m honest,
I’m not the type to kiss.
But truth is, his mother,
Aethra, was in a mess —
A sweet young thing, courted, prized.
Next thing you know she’s spermatized
By Aegeus, who is King of Athens.
Of course. None other. "

― David Elliott , Bull