QUOTE : Don’t look so worried. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and I’ve never had an unsuccessful adventure yet!”<br /><br />“Really? You’ve sailed all seven seas?” asked Darwin admiringly.<br /><br />“Every last one!”<br /><br />“What are the seven seas? I’ve always wondered.”<br /><br />“Aaarrr. Well, let’s see…” said the Pirate Captain, scratching his craggy forehead. “There’s the North Sea. And that other one, the one near Mozambique. And…what’s that one in Hyde Park?”<br /><br />“The Serpentine?”<br /><br />“That’s the one. How many’s that then? Three. Um. There’s the sea with all the rocks in it…I think they call it Sea Number Four. Then that would leave…uh…Grumpy and Sneezy…”<br /><br />Darwin was starting to look a little less impressed.<br /><br />“Would you look at that big seagull!” said the Pirate Captain, quickly ducking into a beach hut.