" We’re going to the retirement home, then?” “Oh, I would love to see you trying to do some community service with fragile old humans. They’d be like ‘But I would just like a glass of water.’ And you’d be like ‘Don’t be so weak, human. I’m older than you! Get your own water! "
― Alice Winters , How to Vex a Vampire (VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, #1)