" I've heard it's hard to pee when someone's watching. If I got to be there for it, I might as well check out the equipment. I hope you're not shy. Or embarrassed. I mean -" i waggled my pinky in the air. "I've heard men can be really sensitive about that."

"I'm not worried in the least." His gaze ran down And lingered at my crotch. "I admit it will be interesting to see of the carpet matches the drapes. Not to mention the hedges are trimmed or if they grow wild. Hmmmm. Wonder if there are any hedges at all? "

― Diana Pharaoh Francis , Trace of Magic (Diamond City Magic, #1)