" So I did the honorable thing,” he said with a sigh.
His mother laughed and his father barked like a seal, slapping his meaty hand down on the corner.
“It’s a good thing you’re nice looking, son,” his father said, “Because the brains didn’t take well in the womb.”
“Wh...what?” he sputtered.
“Letting a good woman go isn’t honorable. It’s plain stupid, is what it is. "

― Juliet Blackwell , Love on Main Street