" In any crowd there is a malcontent or two, and the Easter crowd is no exception. Someone invariably demands I speak out against the Easter Bunny. I am captivated by a great number of subjects, but have never worked up the enthusiasm to preach against rabbits, real or mythic. These are the same people who complain about Santa at Christmas and want me to take a swipe at Halloween. "

― Philip Gulley , Porch Talk: Stories of Decency, Common Sense, and Other Endangered Species (Porch Talk series, #1)