" And then there's my brother Wally; he's four years younger than me, and he's the classic younger brother -- a turd. The Turd is kind of like that old nursery rhyme about snails and puppy dog tails; he's got the intelligence of a slug and he's about as well house-trained as a Chihuahua. "

― Huston Piner , Conjoined at the Soul (Seasons of Chadham High, #2)