QUOTE : They were so comfy. But not anymore. Now I just want to burn them.”<br />“Want to burn what?” Tom says, trudging into the kitchen, his hair all messy from sleeping.<br />“Her unicorn knickers,” Elliot says.<br />“OK, clearly I’m still asleep and dreaming,” Tom says, slumping down in a chair.<br />“So you’re not actually naked in this video?” Dad says.<br />“Yep, definitely still dreaming.