" We’re in luck… they have 5-Hour Energy.” “What’s that?” “Energy shots… never heard of it?” “…one of those bullshit herbal supplements?” “Not bullshit… remember how when we did plays at the Mass we’d pound a ton of high-caffeine soda?” “Of course…” “Fifty times better… trust me; I’ve tried everything on the market.” “Shame they won’t be around to see the profit windfall… if we make it through this, you can be their spokesperson… ‘When I’m trying to ward off the pangs of sleep in the midst of a Zombie crisis, I turn to 5-Hour Energy… "