QUOTE : Because after the haze of not being kissed cleared I was forced to face the facts that:<br />1. Jack was a very bad guy.<br />2. Jack had threatened Fred.<br />3. Just thinking that he was going to kiss me made me tingly everywhere<br />4. In a way no other guy had<br />5. And that was without our mouths even touching<br />6. Which meant that<br />7. If they did<br />8. Wooohoo baby!<br />9. Except that it did not matter<br />10. At all<br />11. Because he was plotting against fred<br />12. And I was complicit in whatever he planned if I didn't tell Mr. Curtis<br />13. And I was trapped in a boat with a woman singing showtunes.