QUOTE : watch your tense and case <br /><br />oh baby<br />i want to be your direct object.<br />you know, that is to say<br />i want to be on the other<br />side of all the verbs i know<br />you know how to use.<br /><br />i've seen you conjugate:<br />i touch<br />you touched<br />you heard<br />she knows<br />who cares<br /><br />i'm interested in<br />a few decent prepositions:<br />above, over, inside, atop,<br />below, around and<br />i'm sure there are more<br />right on the tip of<br />your tongue.<br /><br />i am ready to spend<br />the present perfect<br />splitting your infinitive<br />there's an art to the way you<br />dangle your participle and<br /><br />since we're being informal it's okay to<br />use a few contractions, like<br />wasn't (going to)<br />shouldn't (have)<br />and a conjunction:<br />but (did it anyway)<br /><br />and i'm really really glad<br />you're not into dependent<br />clauses since all i'm really<br />interested in is your<br />bad, bad grammar<br />and your exclamation point.