" Nice girl. Wears too much makeup." " Most chicks hate her." " Most chicks wish they looked like her. And they wish they had her money and boyfriend." I stop and regard her in disgust. " Burro Face?" " Oh, please, Alex. Colin Adams is cute, he's the captain of the football team and Fairfield's hero. You're like Danny Zuko in Grease. You smoke, you're in a gang, and you've dated the hottest bad girls around. Brittany is like Sandy ... a Sandy who'll never show up to school in a black leather jacket with a ciggie hangin' from her mouth. Give up the fantasy. "