" Mr. Alsworthy!” exclaimed Letty’s mother. “How can you laugh at such a matter! Although, I must say, I would have thought if a pirate were to kidnap anyone, he would kidnap Mary. She looks quite as I did in my youth, and I’m sure a pirate would have wanted to kidnap me.”

“Don’t taunt me with lost opportunities, my dear. "

― Lauren Willig , The Deception of the Emerald Ring (Pink Carnation, #3)