QUOTE : Did you take lessons in cynical?” <br />“I did, yes. I was so good at it, I now teach ‘How to be a cynical jerk’ at the local <br />community college. I can get you discount rates if you want. Just tell them I sent you.” <br />“And sarcasm?” <br />“Yep, I have my Masters in sarcasm. I can get you a two-for-one deal if you want.” <br />Will laughed again. “You would seriously charge me to take one of your hypothetical <br />classes?” <br />“Hypothetical is an extra charge,” I told him, sitting down on a bench seat. “And anyway, <br />I have to make a living somehow. I’d consider prostitution, but it’s against my moral standing to enjoy my work.