QUOTE : There's a fortune of <b>Authentic Vintage French Linen Tea Towels</b> on every clothes line. These are the exact kind of linens that specialty shops in America sell for top dollar to affluent customers who pay dearly to add that touch of French Farmhouse Fabulousness to their million-dollar McMansions.<br /><br /><br /><b>Flaubert</b> is <i>so</i> wrong.<br /><br />Even <b>wash day</b> in Normandy is achingly chic.