QUOTE : Golf.<br /><br />The noble game of honour, equality and fair play. Unless, that is, we happen to be packing a few quid in our back pockets, behind the score-card, in which case we can just pull out our custom made precision driver, with adjustable perimeter weighting and heavy bias in our favour, and hoick for six* our unique, spherically-tiled, tetrahedral, catenary, aerody¬namic ball – plus any remaining notion of glory, parity and fairness.<br /><br />See you on the green.<br />__________<br />*A cricketing term, usually referring to someone with fortune on their side, who’s not playing with a straight bat**.<br />**Another cricketing term.