" This time I don't want to be my own mother. I make a decision, take the entire bag of chocolate to my bedroom and flip on the light to read a book. Next thing I know, the sun is up, the book is on my chest, there is melted chocolate on my cheek and I have a sugar hangover. I should have listened to the mother me. "

― Andrea Partee , Aging With Humor and Grace: A Hilarious Woman's Guide Using Funny Stories and Embarrassing Moments as Milestones in Life's Journey