" I'm a savant when it comes to character judgment," he tells her. "For instance, most people wouldn't see anything in you besides attitude and a need for stronger deodorant, but I think you can handle the storks almost as well as Connor handled the Graveyard."

Bam gives him a halfhearted glare. "Can you ever give a compliment without also making it an insult?"

"No," he admits. "Not possible. It's the essence of my charm. "

― Neal Shusterman , UnDivided (Unwind, #4)