" We’re about five steps down when he says, “I feel like we’ve walked into a horror movie. Two teens sneak down to the basement, where the psycho killer lurks in the dark.”
“If you’re trying to lighten the mood, it’s not working.”
“Don’t worry. The psycho killer always targets teens who are sneaking to the basement in order to make out. But I do wish we had a flashlight. "

― Rysa Walker , The Delphi Effect (The Delphi Trilogy #1)