" Were you backing it up on the fridge?” [Jet]
“I was…uh…was…removing smudges with my butt. Did you forget something?” [Shawna]
“My laptop. I have a paper due Monday for English. I’ll just go get that now,” Jet said, still looking disconcerted as she left the room.
“I saw a smudge, and I rubbed my butt on it. That’s perfectly normal,” Shawna called after her. "
― Robin Alexander , Patty's Potent Potion