" If you ever do something as cosmically stupid as that again, at least get it on video. You'll need a keepsake of this place when I fire your ass, and nobody will ever believe this one when you get back on the beach." 

Cole Benson grinned. "Right. I can't even screw up good." 

"Then don't screw up at all.”  "

― David Pedreira , Gunpowder Moon