" Lavoisier's wife surely could have used a barf emoji, had she ever looked up the origin of 'helpmeet' and shared it with Charlotte Corday.
Lavoisier's wife's text: Can you even f**king believe this s**t? (Barf emoji here)
Lavoisier's wife's text back from bff Corday: OMG OF COURSE GENESIS, WTF "
― Amber Sparks , And I Do Not Forgive You: Stories & Other Revenges