" As he and the band performed, fans of his puzzles threw their underwear onto the small stage. Fans of his singing were far more sedate, asking him for autographs when the performance ended, and politely enquiring if they could buy him a drink. Yes, I thought it might be the other way around, too. "

― A.A. Albright , Old-School Witch (A Riddler's Edge Cozy Mystery #6)