" I never had a gay son." Stu gave an overly dramatic sniff. "But if I did, I'd want him to go to the city for dinner with a boy just like you."

Petey slapped his back. "And don't forget all that sex they'll have afterwards."

"Oh, yeah." Stu nodded. "If only my fictitious gay son could get as lucky as Lucho is gonna get tonight. That's all a man could ask for. "

― Z.A. Maxfield , My Cowboy Homecoming (The Cowboys, #3)