" I feel guilty looking at those "People of Walmart" photos you see on the Internet. It's not cool to make fun of pitiful people. You really think anyone who wasn't batshit crazy would walk out of the house in a camouflage mankini and a Confederate flag ball cap to go buy some new furnace filters? No, he's cray-cray. "

― Celia Rivenbark , You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool