" Gram?” I asked. “You okay?”
“Damn men,” she said. “I fell in the toilet.”
I busted out laughing. Tears of laughter coursed down my face. “Oh God,” I said, still laughing.
Caeden was blushing. Even his ears were red. “I did tell you I can never remember to put the toilet seat down. "

― Micalea Smeltzer