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" I love how pancake syrup comes in a sports bottle. That makes it easy to squirt in your mouth while running a marathon. But if you are really thirsty, try drinking scrambled duck eggs. "

Jarod Kintz , Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.


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Jarod Kintz quote : I love how pancake syrup comes in a sports bottle. That makes it easy to squirt in your mouth while running a marathon. But if you are really thirsty, try drinking scrambled duck eggs.