" I heard the car door shut and then Fabian's voice. "You won't believe what I found around the edge of your property," the ghost announced. "A cave with prehistoric painting inside it!" I rolled my eyes. That was the best tactic Fabian could come up with? This was a vampire he was trying to stall, not a paleontologist. "
― Lynsay Sands , The Bite Before Christmas (Argeneau, #15.5; Night Huntress, #6.5)