" The tub wife fills.
The pork wife cures.
The quill wife writes.
The soap wife scrubs.
The needle wife knits.
The lard wife spreads.
The door wife knocks.
The candle wife burns.
The clock wife chimes.
The broom wife sweeps.
The womb wife conceives.
The stamp wife licks herself. "

― , Socratic Wig