" Satan to Jesus: Well, I see someone has a bad case of the hangries. You might want to consider using your godly powers to turn these desert rocks into loaves of bread. Maybe if you engage in some serious carb-loading, you’ll regain what little sense of humor you had before you started this ridiculous hunger strike. "

― Spencer C Demetros , The Bible: Enter Here: Bringing God's Word to Life for Today's Teens